Language Arts Diary Entry of a Mentally Challenged: Ace Project

Dir Dary,
Tuday is a guud but cunfusing day.

Doday eye gut a leter frum govurnment usk mi vute for presudanci uf amarica. i dunt noe; wat it meens bud juz go end si. The leter rite 34 Lincoln rd but i dunt noe where it is. So ;" i ask my neigbur shi ssay i em a dumbass. I dunt noe wat it meen but i luff reallly haad. Den her husband came end lafff tooo end said to her luk et tat retad.

I luff wif tem den i walk away ask te o man on the road were is 34 Lincoln rd, he said in ur pants but i wonde huw can it bi in mi pants. Den he luff like how my neigbur did end i luff tu.
Den i walk andwlk and walk down de rod den i see 34 Lincoln rd on a sign. I hapy.I go en a wite colur house end giv mi leter tu a guy with long hir on his chiin.

Hi say retards ar nut alowed tu vute end the leter must hav been send rongly. I dunt noe wat he meen so i ask him huw com i canot stay i dunt wan to go hume.

Tey say retad nut alowedi dunt noe what it meens but i luff. Den wun blot of green colur sticki thing came out of his muth i dunt noe wat is hapening but it is very salty. Den others cum and giv me that thing i tot it is neew year den tey giv mi gift, so i say thank yu den tey all luff very hard so i aslo luff wif them. One of tem say hey luk y dont we puut sume briins into him and seee if his batteri work, so i say i never bring batteri wif mi. den teey alll luff and den kicked me ouut uf de house.

I am confused whyy tey kiked me becuse i never bring baterii.Maybe vuting nid batteri. den i si this dug make a lud noise end ten come tuward mi. I thought it wunt to bite mi so i faul duwn end cover myself, den i saw peope carry a stickk wif a string wif a dug on it. De dog veri furry end soft den i say how can it bi u put dug on string they all luff lud.

Den a gir say mi gut tresure in a grin color bin, it smelle bannna end paper, so i puut mi hed into the bin, it smel verii ba pewee, no tresur, icome out open cover and i step intu de bin puke mi hed inside but stil no treasur.

I dunt noe wy peoplee lik luffing but I think qiute funny, den i wuk up te streed back huome den i herd a man shouting yor zipppers!

I dunt noe but i luff.

Bye bye diary,
i forgot my name


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